seagrams + popov + pineapple + milk. there, ur search for worlds worst drink is over. you're welcome
I am far too drunk to be making a tuna melt . There's blood EVERYWHERE.
some guy just burried his vomit in the sand.
we are all four or five tequila-induced decisions away from shitting in a bucket, come get me please.
I feel like "stop licking my face" isn't something that needs to be repeated twice
It's 11am on 4/20 and I'm already in urgent care.
DAMMIT. BOHEMIAN RHAPSODY IS GONNA GET STUCK IN MY HEAD AGAIN. FUCK YOU OLYMPICS.
Brownies hit. And just found beer. And the bill cosby show is on. And its in spanish.
I can't feel my clothes. I'm convinced I'm naked
Oh it's tea and biscuits for everyone. An possibly pink eye
I hung my underwear from the tree in his front yard. Consider my territory marked.
How hard do you think it would be to make a drinking game out of a Slip-N-Slide? Asking for a friend.
it's pizza time hurry your sexcapades
Well yeah. Plus. My dick looks awful. So I would need to do some extreme makeover dick edition before even starting something so ridiculous.
It's like the cookie assaulted me with being high.
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