Classy? Dude, she fucked 3 guys as part of a scavenger hunt
And?
She actually asked me 'is it in yet?' I deleted the vid.
I don't believe these are real court rooms. They look absolutely nothing like law and order.
You know, I never expected to find myself with a roommate who I'd have to ask not to have sex while I'm in the room. And yet, here we are.
i don't think my dad can get all that mad since he got arrested for almost exactly the same thing last weekend
I'm so sorry man. Roger cartwheeled into a signpost and cut his face open. it was pretty messy so we all went into panic mode.
You asked her to play "the coma game" with you while hooking up, and then passed out in her bed. She couldn't wake you up so she slept on the floor.
Looks like I won that one
Seriously what kind of college town is this? Nobody parties during the week or abuses perscription drugs
I think he is probably a psycho that will eventually murder me but i mean the sex last time was AWESOME.
I asked my boss to leave early for a booty call. She said yes. See.... everyone sees it's important I get laid.
Had sex with the Irish bartender in Spain. So that happened.
You'll be like the drunk Paul Bunyan someday with a giant grey cat
Just witnessed a man yell "gonna catch a slut!" at himself in the mirror while doing bicep curls at the gym.
I was...perplexed.
Think i may just have managed the saddest high-five in history. Finished a sudoku and high-fived myself, then looked around for somebody to high five. there was noone. forever alone.
It actually wasn't the first time that a guy I just met ate me out in the back seat of his car in a starbucks parking lot in the middle of the day.
Randomize
