Well you know what I always say about freshmen.... If you want it, and they've got it... get it.
ok plan lets look hot and dance like whores.
it was average length and chubby
so kinda like him?
now i'm wondering if all guys are shaped like their penis...
My own mom unfriended me on Facebook.
Getting drunk now, but later remind me to tell you how to crash an 8th grade grad party.
She gave me a rubber ducky to make me feel better while I was throwing up.
He managed to get his pants on, so the cop just sat there facing us with his lights shining in the car. I made shadow puppets.
He tried to write down the address for the cab on half a bagel.
we hotboxed my bathroom. with nine people and two dogs.
He told me "it wants a kiss" WHY HAS THIS HAPPENED WITH 2 DIFFERENT PEOPLE.
just won 200$ from the school for "liking" the anti-alcohol seminar. putting it to good use
how?
not even kidding, my fake id is arriving in 6-8 business days
People spilled so much that there was a thin film of beer on the floor. You took a running start, screamed, "SLIP AND SLIDE!" and slid face first through the drywall.
woke up in your bed at 6 AM. on my way home I passed Nathan, bloody, barefoot, and still in a toga. He told me he woke up in a ditch then kept repeating "I'm totally bringing this up at meeting tomorrow". I'm proud of your frat today
Just read 119 best sex positions. I wanna try 107 of them. Can I put you down for 50?
Drunk you needs to learn how to call sober me, so sober me can talk your drunk vagina down.
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