it's like everything I expected to see tonight all put together in one at once
that is the greatest description ever
Is Jonathan Taylor Thomas a gay? I need you to google search it for me. Its important
I think my hot accountant is wearing banana republic. I miss the days when that ='ed gay. Signals are so confusing now.
You kept calling me your small dog last night.
His little brother walked in on us. Six times.
She's Christian and monogamous. Two wammies right there. No amount of convincing will turn that bi for a night.
His whole family saw that I had cum in my hair once they turned on the blacklight at the bowling alley. You should have seen his mother's face.
No we just stood in the kitchen and laughed for 2 hours about how funny the popcorn noise was.
So me and him are making out, and the other two are on the couch behind us. he randomly stops kissing me and goes "oh god I think she just took off her shirt" I look behind me and I see her tits flapping up and down. This man has amazing senses..
Poorly worded request for dick pic resulted in stoned beanie selfies and "lol". Miscommunication is the devil's cock block.
You can't play that off as role play thing. You held my hips and kept yelling "put a baby in me!" That shit ain't cool.
I'm having a funeral for my vibrator. Please be there. I need your dick for support.
He is 6'5, went to a Christian school and he's a violinist....I'm going to fuck the jesus right out of him.
A reminder in my phone just went off saying, "Fuck.On.Roof- the Great Bambino". This makes me excited and slightly nervous.
Me and my boss just exchanged pictures of our bongs and such...I don't know I feel about this
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