I just got stood up by an 18 yr old. fmylife.
Any of you guys fuck a 16 year old again? Because our front yard got fucked over high school style.
I wasn't pimping you out... I was helping you network!
it's not gay if you rub your penis between their butt cheeks and pretend they are tits
guess who just got paired up at the beer pong table with the fat girl who's nipples are hanging out...
I think i found piece of your tooth in my dick this morning when i took a shower
Idk, it's Grover wearing a sombrero. Do I need a reason?
Just had a stripper snatch my glasses off my face with her ass
I just accidentally hit share on pornhub... Probably the scariest moment of my life
should I tell them that both of them had sex with me last Saturday? it might be a relationship builder type of thing you know?
It was a book called Gay Safari.
I'm so happy for you now that you have found your perfect porn novel.
Isis wins if we don't have the loudest, kinkiest sex in every part of my house tomorrow
My boss stocked the communal fridge with Gatorade. It's like he wants me to come in hungover.
Girl you're stalking so hard you're gonna know both their social security numbers soon
my nurturing instincts told me to take his clothes off
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