we used that portable toilet as a cooler to keep coronas. next person who tells me hospitals arn't fun needs to come party in rm 180.
He caught a squirrel with his bare hands twice. Where do you find these people?
they fed me a peach. i was laying on the floor telling them how beautiful they were
This creepy guy was following me and i hid in the bushes. i could say i was high as an excuse but honestly it was straight up fun.
you know who we are? We're the female white stoner version of Kenan and Kel.
i'm having the hardest time convincing my roommates to go dumpster diving for pizza with me. i really miss you..
Just got a 200 dollar safe, two jars, and a 500 pack of rubber bands.. This doesn't SCREAM drug dealer does it?
...you should fill the cart some more
Let's hurry up so I can puke at home instead of my van
i tried to propose to him with my nipple ring but i couldnt figure out how to take it out
You are lucky that I'm drunk. Otherwise I would bone you into another universe
I have commenced my lesbian college experimentation. Wish me luck
Remember when we tried to have fun last time..? I got put in a choke hold and you woke up in some ones car.
you bet i'm gonna rock his four-foot-two world.
The guy got mobbed on, all hell broke loose. About 20 cops showed up, and this kid somehow convinced a cop that letting him pee in front of him is justifiable. This guy could sweet talk Hellen Keller, he was THAT good
I tried to fuck you in my bathroom while my parents were in the next room. I am a clusterfuck of fun.
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