I missed Saved by the Bell this morning, but Ashley in a later episode of Fresh Prince is keeping the morning wood alive.
WISH UPON A TAMPON
They constantly get farther than me.
tampons.
cant help it. i get a boner every time that shake weight infomercial comes on
Even My mom was ashamed of me bringing her home, she pulled me aside, and told me i can do better than, "butter faces"
why did u have a candy cane hung on your dick in the first place?
she has a santa fetish
cute.
Dude i just want you to know that when i found you half your mustache was already gone. I didn't do it.
Haha. We better find him. He looked like he came out of Switzerland's vagina, he's that much of a blonde beauty.
Breaking up as roommates was a poor life decision. I'm sorry. Thank you for never shitting on the floor.
You're in a tuxedo, you can pee wherever you want.
How dare you question the sanctity of Chocolate-and-Porn day
Dude just bought the table 3 bottles of champaign and broke one on the floor as his "signature" and he makes me want this recession hit harder
I just had a sexting conversation using medieval jargon. I think he is a fine suitor.
My liver can't handle being unemployed!
That time of your life is like a blur to me. There was churches, car fucking, and conservatives
You know you're drunk when you have to be picked up out of a bathtub.
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