Remeber when I drunkenly made out with him this summer while he was getting bitched at by his girlfriend on the phone? Yeah, neither do I. But I'm pretty sure that same thing happened again last night.
Just put the gallon of milk in the microwave. Dad might know im high.
For your information i will be shotgunning whiskey on may 21st.
He tried to fight me not realizing that I work as a bouncer in the the same bar we were in. His night ended with him in handcuffs, missing teeth, PLUS I got his shots that he ordered since he didn't get to drink them.
I wore water proof eyeliner just incase the first picture of me of 2012 is a mugshot
My new dealer is 16. I have been getting high longer than he has been alive.
I don't see the problem
did you not get the photos of the finger bruises on my ass?
I'm getting the lip of my vagina pierced & you expect ME to be the voice of reason?
THEY NOW HAVE MIXED DRINK EMOJIS! LIFE IS GOOD! PRINCESSES DON'T DRINK BEER
3-9 out of 10... Depends on the situation. Taco Bell is more of an idea than a restaurant.
How stoned are you?
well when I said that I would ride his face until he ran out of oxygen, that's when I knew I shouldn't be around beautiful people anymore.
I felt kinda awkward walking into his house in nothing but lingerie and my dead grandmas overcoat
I renamed some of my contacts in my phone before passing out and I have one I cant figure out, its "fucking house elf scum"
Buying drug test kits off amazon. And qualifying for amazonSmile donation to a kids hospital feels wrong and funny at the same time xD
I can’t tell if I have feelings for him or if my vagina does.
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