your thong is hanging out like whoa
You took my girl thats shot the Fuck out. You better watch your skinny ass.
That's barely a sentence. Who's your girl? I think you've got the wrong number. I haven't even lived in Alabama for 4 years.
Yeah, I do, I'm sorry. I meant 205 not 256. sorry about that.
Good luck with your revenge in Birmingham.
It's a law of Nature, girls naturally hate eachother. It's only when there's no competition for a mate that they can hate each other a little less and then are appropriated into the "BFF" slot.
Want to get together for a boner voyage before you leave?
She carries a brick in her purse. I wouldn't get in a fight with her
the party has pretty much ended, it's just 20ish of us jumping and grinding to music from some guy's phone in the corner.
Just to prove a point, she called and ordered a pizza 10 min before she ordered the blow and it still got here first. I may never leave LA.
I told you!!! And that is why he's the drug dealer to the stars.
I believe in using alcohol to heal from the inside. Not as a topical solution.
So this bar tattoo not looking that great now
Just so you know, if I get bored tomorrow I WILL pretend to get drunk in the bathroom and crash the whole thing
I think if wine wasn't a thing I'd give up on life.
I walked into Anna's room this morning and she was like teary eyed, with pizza sauce all over the place
It was a recodring of you having sex ! It was like an ape and a dying mongoose at a buffet Xoxoxo
When I come home and take my bra off and I'm served with a perfect grilled cheese along with a glass of wine. Priceless.
I had to remind him last night as he had his arm around me, "We hook up, we don't cuddle!"
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