Exactly. wat kind of friend would i be if i even pretended to give a shit about ur problems
No that's sign language, not a drinking game. I tried to join
hes either a crazy bad problem or a crazy good orgasm. I just can't decide which one.
Your friend who drunkenly cleaned the kitchen just wished the class a Happy National Tutu Day. While wearing a tutu. Make a move or I'm gonna marry her.
You have all been randomly chosen to participate in a new game called: how high was I? If you have any information about this or about where my clothing items went give me a shout. Thanks an good luck.
I have grass duct taped all over my body
Called my ex last night, told her I wanted to bang like we use too, her fiance was in the car, I was on speaker phone. NO MORE TEQUILA!
Did she say Ok?
I'm sorry, but the "Hobbit Slam" has to be a sex move.
How long have I been using my debit card as a coaster?
but I'm still not sure how you became more and more fluent in Spanish the drunker you got
If you think hives from an allergic reaction to lube is funny, remind me to tell you the story about how I got a black eye from masturbating.
He was super adorable, like I wanna pinch his cheeks while I fuck him...
i just want to get drunk and cry and have sex with lots of men
Somehow my boobs came up in conversation AGAIN last night and I'm still not getting laid...
You were painting for six hours and managed one four foot wall. "The Mellow Handyman" isn't a good business model.
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