Why did you take off so early
No more beer. And also. Threesome. Maybe. Ill let you know.
And as far as being fat goes I just did like 20 minutes of p90x and now i'm eating frosting out of the container....
The investigator asked if we were sharing a pitcher of margaritas. I corrected him and explained that we each had our own.
threw up on my 7.30 AM placement test. Never again
Finally buying a camera. Missed out on recording a 3way last night. Hindsight. Ugh.
He wheeled me around walmart in a cart, and stole at least 30 dollars of junior mints fpr me. Best date ever.
can I share that I'd like to fuck him in my new car as a sort of car warming present to myself?
I told my grandmother all I want is a nice guy who likes to be tied up.
Woke up behind one of the fraternity brothers houses in the grass wearing a guinness hat and aviators hugging a 30 rack box with a zonie on my chest next to a campfire.
I found out his moms name, maiden name, profession, and office location, his dads name and profession, his home phone, picture of their house, all of his work profiles, and the cost of their house. All I'm trying to do is find his damn twitter
The only good thing about the sex was that he finally cracked the spot on my back that's been hurting.
Omg the sex was so good my ears popped. Thank god too. Cause then I didn't have to hear him going on and on about his dumbass feelings. It's called a booty call bitch.
Turns out the guy I did all that coke with the other night is a cop
We're dating now
true. but still. you know how big of a sucker i am for a penis and a pretty face.
Me and my boss just exchanged pictures of our bongs and such...I don't know I feel about this
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