That girl would be great looking if she lost 1000 pounds and cut off her head.
The look your mother gives you when she sees you masterbating on web cam is unlike any I've seen before, but this is a case where, I would say, ignorance is bliss.
i just got so high i needed a buddy system to the kitchen
Its name is Richard. And I think he formally introduced us.
Idk if I woke up next to a cat or raccoon. either way it's purring.
I swear to Christ if it turns out to be an intervention, i will set you on fire.
I dont know. Theres no way you can be ready for the sex hurricane that will consume you.
I just totok an inventory of my purse: 1 apple, 1 pair of underwear, 7 condoms, $18 in ones, a check with "for sexual healing" in the subject line, and a 4 oz bottle of wine.
Oh! and a letter from a judge saying I got an interview. Cause that balances it out.
After we drank 3, we built a raft out of the empties and installed the fourth submerged In the water to keep it cool. Keg boats are now a thing
On a better note: I'm on pace for 730 female produced orgasms in 2013.
Can we make sure camping doesn't turn into forest-orgy?
Lol, last year was UNREAL
Props to you. You took the bet seriously. Making out with her for an hour right after she spewed
Her car is covered in frozen vomit, and she lost her iPhone. I'm also pretty sure I smoked crack last night. Rest in peace 2014.
Well I didn't know she was a dominatrix...so I kind of just went with it
I woke up in a front yard I didn't recognize to a grandma tapping me with her foot. What was in that punch?
Randomize
