it's business casual sex. like no kissing, shake hands after, occasional frequency
Just heard the new 'We are the world' ... Can I get my 10 bucks for Haiti back?
I think being a buddhist has made me a better drunk
I'm now at that point where it just feels natural to do a few shots of whisky with breakfast and then head to work
went from writing my paper to watching obamas speech to crushing beers and singing springsteen in a crowd of 100 within 20 minutes. I love this country
I am literally sitting on the toilet in utter disbelieve that last night even happened. My god that was only Monday.
Its going to be drunk as shit/pirate themed. Im dressing as the former.
The "don't get cum on anything" rule also applies to my furniture and scarves
That's not technology. Doesn't count.
omg. MEgabus. stoned.
Theres these two guys talking.
Dude, you disappeared somewhere on the walk back and shortly after we got a call from your cell phone from this guy explaining that him and his roommates woke up to the smell of burning pizza and a naked stranger on their couch.
He set two of my ex boyfriends on fire at two different bars without anyone knowing it was him or how it happened either time. He might be a fucking super hero
I mean, they were small fires and no one got hurt, but still. Awesome.
He sat down, pointed at my Converse and said "I have the same shoes." I thought "I'm going to have sex with you by the end of the night."
I'm gonna forget you just shared your personal blowjob aesthetic with me and move on
The Olympian is in my bed
Not my lover. I would rather lose all my teeth, and I fucking love my teeth.
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