I like how she turned her beer into a wet t-shirt contest
does anyone know how to get red sharpie out of a white cat?
I should do something nice for her. Like sign her up for "What Not To Wear."
would he be offended if i told him that "national coming out day" is october 11. thats subtle enough right?
Every time I remember you're bi, the world gets a little brighter.
i look like a southern belle. however, i am around a million kegs. so i will be a southern shitshow.
Her only article of clothing is an American Flag
I'm gonna go to bars and pick up women hopped up on democracy.
We have such limited time together he literally sends me text messages that are like "I sent my roommates on an impossible quest, we have 15 minutes." it's that bad.
Cleaning my pipe and using the left over resin solution to make THC laced rolling papers and a jar of hash oil/honey for my tea
WE USE THE WHOLE BUFFALO
Just fell off my bed trying to pose and take a nude for you. Probably broke my wrist
It's the 3rd day of the year and I've already sucked two dicks. New year same ole me.
When are your genitals available?
I think that's the first time I had "ass rimming" scroll across my phone at work
how is it I left wearing underwear then ended up with none? and why is it they are on you?
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