Alex, there's no such thing as a fancy sex store.
Wish I didn't live with 3 girls so I could beat off in peace.
so when I got there he was dressed as jesus in a recliner drinking whiskey out of the bottle watching spanish porn. Then kept shouting dont judge me or ill judge you. we didn't even go to a halloween party.
Stalkers don't have time for showers...it's a full time job
I had to convince you not to write "happy birthday to the first guy who fingered me" on his facebook wall, right above the post from his current girlfriend's mother.
Overdraft my account again. Parents are starting to ask questions. What would go over better a gambling or drug addiction??
i hope youre ready for a shit show because we just ordered a whole pitcher of red headed sluts
We were messing around at his place it was going fine until he said, "I'm going to cum, hand me the shot glass"
You were so high that you only FaceTimed me so that you could stare into your own eyes and not actually say anything
Pretty sure my boner drove me home. Like it didn't just do the steering it was the gas and brake too..
I can't give advice right now, I have a yeast infection.
you were so drunk that when the mouse on your laptop didnt work anymore you decided to just take it into the bathroom and pee on it while laughing like a mad scientist.
gave up morals for lent, so far it's actually been really easy.
I didn't expect the hobit to have that much sexual tension.
it was like 6 shots in and he was automatically my type
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