You don't need id to drink rum in an alley.
We need to find a way to make penises more like hookahs.
Just saw someone buying TWO six packs of O'Doul's. WHY ??
Had her hockey skates on in the house. Whole floor is ruined.
Update: we are pushing the start of day drinking back from 9 am to 10 am. Minor delay.
It's like I opened a door and behind it lay mythical creatures sprinklin fairy dust upon the land leading me to a pot of gold. And that gold is some delicious cock.
Thanks i'm proud of you and I'm proud of beer and vodka for making me drunk
I kept calling him escargot instead of Estaban..I don't think that was the wisest choice.
But you've got to admit , for how blackout I was I look fucking unreal in those pictures
Banana suit guy has an entourage and they're all douchebags. There is no god.
I'm alittle affraid you might be dead, seeing how your work party is in an hour and you haven't answered me? I mean I'm picturing you 1. Passed out in your car covered in fries or 2. On a boat in a box to Mexico covered in coke. Please let it be number 1. And aren't we going to your work party?
Is it appropriate to send an apology gift to his roommates for breaking the bathroom sink during crazy sex?
Where does dick fit into Maslow's hierarchy of needs?
WHERE THE FUCK AM I? AND WHO PUT DUCK TAPE ON MY NIPPLES! MY NIPPLES!!!!!!
Wait til you see what we did to Dave. Hairy bastard will never be the same
The economy isn’t reopen until I can get drunk and motorboat fake tits at lunch on a Wednesday
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