marko just referred to some fat asian and a portly friend as Jupiter and one of its moons. unreal. hyte!
I would do horrible things to your vagina.
Prove it.
He's really hot. I think he's gonna be my reason to shave this winter.
She gave him a lap dance on the glass table. You can guess how that ended
I can't believe that 100lb chick tackled me through a flight of stairs
I think I fixed my testicle. That's why I didnt pay $25 for a doctor to do it
He kept falling asleep with the pizza in his hand. I woke him up and told him and he was shocked because he thought he ate it all. Then he would end up falling asleep and we'd repeat the whole process again.
Nope. Flying out tonight. Staying with my great aunt who is an ex nun turned hostel owner. Best and likely most dangerous St. Patty's Day to commence in 10 hours. IRELAND!
Be safe. And I hate you.
Being single/not living at home sucks. All I want is someone I can force to pick up my pizza for me so I don't have to talk to anyone.
I was looking at the storm clouds during my run and one oddly resembled ur penis
Currently on my Sunday walk of shame. Should I go to church?
I helped you wax your vagina and you won't even get me Corn Nuts you fucking bitch?
I'm a girl who met my last three bfs in gay clubs. Think I'm doing something wrong?
Why are you hurting?
Tried to drink all the beer in Nashville last night....failed.
only 4 hours until nug lovin time
excuse me?
nug lovin. lovin nugs.
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