So how did finding that girl you know on GGW go?
I was so pissed when it just previews her all covered up. It would have been easier to just have sex with her
Yeah but then you would have a case of genitals gone wild
Guess who got arrested for public drunkiness, and called jimmy johns for the entire station last night instead of someone to bail me out? The cop that arrested me drove me home. Win.
My therapist says she wants to work on my 'trust issues'. I think she's found the cash cow within.
whispering "taste the rainbow" well having sex isn't my biggest turn on.
That's cool how's he been?
He got hit in the face with a beer bottle so he has two black eyes and 13 stitches.. He hasnt changed much.
This guy in church just had a prayer request to help him get through his hangover. He is my new hero.
She's in the middle of blacking out but is singing Mariah carey songs. Hitting every note.
He went into the alley to piss and came back a minute later with a case of Bud Select. I'm speechless.
You are going to be so proud of me, I'm wearing underwear AND tights. That's two layers more than usual between my vagina and the world.
Our sex has gotten so much better since we broke up.
i’m not very adjusted to having free time. for example, I forgot how much fun it is to masturbate.
So to recap Superbowl Sunday - I won $100, bumped into the anti-christ and his cult, met a guy in a kilt and a wican, then got invited to a gayguy afterhours party.
Gonna be tough to beat that next year!
Clearly I was drunk when I met them I gave them a muffin. But they sure remembered me
As you were leaving you yelled at the owners that the stairs weren't suitable for "intoxacapated" people and promptly fell down them.
So I WAS right.
I swear to god, I'm like....the Jedi master of dick.
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