It's an Italian thing I guess, grew up on that shit.
I'm Irish, we don't eat cow guts unless they're blended into a fine whiskey
btw i have an angry voicemail of you yelling at me to get you a sandwich or die.
It's an open bar on a yacht... I'm going to drown.
you were crying and trying to give advice to people.. that's was a new level of drunk for you
They evidently had to pull his penis out of me while we were passed out on the floor.
So it sounded like a midget was barfing IN our walls again this morning ...
He only had napkins in the bathroom... no toilet paper. If I fuck him, am I settling?
Moonshine marathon is never a good idea
How drunk do you think I'll be by the time I get home?
I just watched you drink a whole glass of wine through a Twizzler. Pretty drunk.
Someone came into our hotel room and took our remote
What should I do?
Is is gay if I donloaded Grinder to see if my roommate is gay?
Should I wear my "kiss me I'm highrish" shirt for my drug screen today?
His mom came while we were asleep naked and started asking me about my plans after high school... Is that even a thing.
I ate all your munchie Mac and Cheese cause you left me on the lawn. If you don't want it to happen gain, drag my drunk ass inside next time
just bought safety googles to wear so he can cum on my face and not in my eye. SAFETY FIRST!
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