Say something about gay babies.
I'm driving in the middle of nowhere, and I just saw a stuffed Barney hanging from a noose on a tree. Maybe I should turn around.
i felt like the dude nobody likes from the mikes hard lemonade commercial
With the way things had been going, I was never more excited for a person to cum
Ummmm yeah ..,.. All three girlfriends I have right now are chatting with each other at the party...... I'll see you on the other side
Just lit a joint with steel wool and a 9 volt battery... thank you 3rd grade science class
apparently he couldn't remember my name so he refereed to me as whats-her-boobs and everyone knew that it was me he was talking about
Fuck. I just got my nipple tweaked by a plus size drag queen in a purple dress. I feel like I got molested by Grimace.
You're mold. I may or maynot have puked blood this morning.
If you really wanted to hide the fact you were gay, you could have at least had the sense to not get drunk in the same bar as your bf.
He always takes home straight guys. He plays One Night Stand on Ledgendary Mode
"I made out with someone too, but then he tried to fuck and I played dead"
She's passed out laying in the middle of the street. Cars are honking at her and going around her body. We need to stop playing BONECRUSHER.
It's 2016 and I am a strong independent woman who just wants someone not weird to touch my butt, dammit
My life is pants optional.
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