we are learning about oedipus in english. fuck you for making this awkward for me
I just masterbated while imagining him getting hit by a truck. I have hit a completely unacceptable level of anger & bitterness. Help.
Getting sheets for college, what is the thread count that shows the least amount of cumstains?
630.
I don't know who he was, where he came from, or where he went, but he just handed me a bowl of mac and cheese and left. It was good too.
Im positive, your name was on my abdomen, Im pretty sure thats solid evidence
I dont know if this is a good time to tell you but im actually a freshman.. not a senior
I was to the point where my socks were drenched in ranch dressing
I think I'm just gonna be a cat and wear slutty black clothes with some eyeliner on my face and pretend my ears got stolen by a drunk guy
I woke up half naked on the floor next to his bed, and his cat was staring at me like it had seen everything that i myself don't remember..
College: when you wake up drunk without pants and wearing a Cosby sweater
Came so hard my ears popped. This lovely piece of news and pissin in my driveway brought to you by rum
It's one PM on a Saturday and I'm sitting here drinking Jack, eating a block of cheese and playing Minecraft. Please tell me you can come drag me to a bar.
I'm pretty sure ignoring the person that just sent you a picture of their boobs is bad nude etiquette.
I'm slacking. We've been hooking up for months and I have yet to bang him while he's wearing the clown mask.
there must be tiny pirates in the freezer stealing our rum.
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