it was nice. we just kind of hung out. she didnt even mention the farting incident.
Spotted: Pepto Bismol pink Scion with Ed Hardy sticker on front window, air freshener, and seat covers. Total Douchette Mobile.
I fukin lobve the states. Girls here let me fuck them because they like my accent. I may not go back
You told me "I need to pound this drinks if I'm going to pretend his dick is big enough" then left. Dollar night quotes 2012
also Jesus you really need to change your diet. I just washed your baby gravy out of my hair and it's so acidic my hair is damaged. You have killer sperm
She's comparing the feel of breasts to shredded cabbage. Weirdest. Grandmother. Ever.
My underwear are in the stairs so apparently I did take the dog out.
Did you know that taking off a bra with teeth burns ninty calories?
Yea I almost drowned giving a BJ in the shower once
You were mean to me and you broke my heart and hurt my feelings. You dont get to talk to me about Peter Dinklage
The original plan involved fireworks and a lot more dildos but the new one is still okay.
My butt remains clenched, sir.
Is it day drinking when the suns up like when does that start
asking for a friend
However, pretty glad I spent the night puking on my car instead of fucking him. Then I'd REALLY be miserable.
im just letting you know I walked in on you with four different guys last night. a. you were all naked. b. they're all roommates
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