Learn some fucking English or leave me alone! "Your" is for something that belongs to you, like 'your herpes'. And "you're" is a contraction for "you are", like "you're not sleeping with me".
Just set a new record on Need For Speed at the arcade. Had to enter Tiger Woods as the name.
I'm scared. I feel like she's my mom and she just walked in on me having sex. Like she's "disappointed"
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Hey man your outta milk
How the hell do you keep getting in my apartment?!
apparently you can't crawl through the drive-thru window
Well, that's a 3 inch weight lifted off of my vagina
Well I went on a freakin rampage and destroyed a fan and claimed that it wasn't doing its fan duties... Then I knocked on everybody's doors in the hall and asked if they were content with their fan's performance and if not I would take care of it...
What bar did i puke in last night
by bar you must mean bars and by in you must mean on
WE'RE FINALLY ADMITTING THAT WE DESPERATELY WANT TO SCREW EACH OTHER. THIS IS WHAT PROGRESS FEELS
Using a joint as a bookmark. What is my life?
Again??? Now we can't ever fucking go there again STOP PEEING IN FOYERS
I hope the lord has blessed you with many tampons, child.
I was at a crossroads, dude. Like, do I wanna eat chicken McNuggets or talk about my feelings?
You use your abs way more than I realized. Btw multiple orgasms is the best thing I've ever discovered.
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