Where you are. You must stay where you are are
Where you are. You must stay where you are arewhere are youu
Where you are. You must stay where you 5eare wher are you!!
I wouldn't necessarily call it an addiction, more of a passion. I'm habitually passionate.
Its trashy in the best of ways. Like a stripper working to pay for college.
I really like you, but I want to get to know you on a time when I am not at drugs.
love being home for thanksgiving just had grandma pick me up from the frat by her house
You looked like my 4th grade science fair volcano project when you burped. Told you chugging a 40 would be awesome.
When I said to shut up, I meant it. I'm sorry you have a bald spot now, but it was necessary.
He asked me what I wanted the cake to say and I then asked him if "I'm sorry for throwing up in your bed last night" was too long. He said it was...
I only call her for sex and medical advice. She admitted she feels like a worried parent when her phone rings at 5 a.m.
I may have tried to encourage people to play a new game I invented last night. I called it Super Quarters. Like regular quarters, only using an AA medallion.
The girl next to me looks like the young version of sara (bonnie hunt) in jumanji. I wanna be like PLAY THE GAME SARA!!!!"
So... I woke up on a bench with a honey bun on my chest.
That moment when you realize the hot british guy named rory you drunkenly made out with at a bar is American, is named Tyler, and has a girlfriend.
Just told myself the phrase "You're not THAT single" while dressing myself
Fucking suck it up and drink your feelings like a normal human being.
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