i've got a dick and you've got a pussy....what is the problem??
Lets date for the summer
what?
Dont love me in September.
Just once id like a girl to say to me in the dracula voice, i want...to suck...your dick...
afterwards we were spooning and he said he wished he was a kangaroo so he cold put me in his pouch and keep me forever. I left as soon as he was asleep.
Please come to History lecture. The kid two seats over is belligerently drunk.
He tried to make eye contact, he should know by now that freaks me out
No. He just yelled "youre having one more orgasm!" So he made that happen and then he rolled over and went to sleep.
looking at that huge scar on my leg from when i got drunk at 9 AM and walked into a grill. so excited for football season to start again!
His dick is so big it could be an arm rest.
It's hot as dicks out. Lets get drunk on the roof and make pterodactyl sounds at people.
My 12 o'clock class is an all star team of my ex's hook ups
A dude was barking out of one of the buildings so I barked back and he goes, "Oh shit! She barked back! Come to room 803 I'll fuck you!"
Just saw our highschool guidance counselor at the bar and he's taken six shots in the last hour. Those teenagers have fucking hardened him.
This bitch goes out driving during the nor'easter to get her ass eaten.. that’s dedication
Idk I just think that seeing that man's Twitter always resulting in me looking for the whiskey is a bad sign
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