Question for you. Are boobs and hands polarly charged, thus causing the inevitable joining of the two. If so are some breasts simply charged backwards
dude why did you let me call her?!
i told you it was a bad idea and to quote you exactly, you said "no, it's a good idea..that's what people do when they love each other." you met her 15 minutes prior to that conversation...
he walked in on you at the party drunkenly dancing alone on the bed wearing mardi gras beads, sunglasses, and using one ski pole as a microphone.... and you STILL got laid. i dont get your life.
Howd you meet this guy?
I found him next to my pants on sunday morn.
i gave her a can of corn and told her the cabs are accepting non perishable food items over the holidays. blatant lie and she lives like $40 away
If my thighs hurt from cage dancing last night, I can only imagine how yours feel
I have a meeting at work in an hour, I'm so hungover going outside is NOT happening there are roads and shit I'll totally get myself killed.
You said you were uncomfortable with your body and then you started making whale noises
I was full on naked standing in his room and I just said "this isn't me" and left.
He called his dick the "gentle giant"
Just had sex in the room next to my parents. Heading back to school ASAP.
The more I drank he just got hotter and hotter. And then the mustache didn't look too bad
And all i could do was bury the part of me that felt guilty for cradle robbing and put on my dick swallowing bib.
Thank god for Taco Bell keeping you out of jail
I seriously just had to blow dry my thong.
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