I met the nicest Tranny last night. He/She loves Cheetos.
I couldn't deal, she's a vegetarian. Every woman should like a little meat in their mouths.
Does my surprise involve the use of a safe word?
Probably.
I'm in.
we could easily be the first people to smoke 3 bowls and pound a Four Loco before goin on a tour of the Tillamook cheese factory
It's never good when you wake up covered with burns
Meghan got a job at the bar. We're now morally obligated to drink. Is this what dreams are made of?
What if we made a bunch of weed butter and then poured the butter into tiny rectangular molds and then chilled it so it was solid again and then wrapped it with the tin foil wrapping from restaurant butter and then left them at restaurants and wreaked utter havoc.
. Drop what your doing. Were going to Knoxville for midget wrestling. It's the championship.we can NOT miss this.
The gay is strong with you! You're more concerned about my outfit than my safety.
He just texted me saying "you've got a face that suggests you give really good head". Is this a compliment? Do I say thanks?
My breasts were aching with rage.
Random one night stand with a guy that had a USA tattoo on his ass. Can't possibly get more American than that
Every time I start to think he's just not worth the trouble, he puts his face down there and I wanna buy him a car
I may have unintentionally punched your cat twice but he's an asshole anyway.
I woke up with my converse still on and a plate of pasta next to my face, if that gives you any indication of how my night went
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