ARI BLEW A 2.0 HAHAHAHAHAHHAHH THESE COPS ARE SO COOL!!!!
Facials are how you say "I love you" in porn star.
sorry for making everyone realize you look like bruce jenner
shes a 6ft ginger. she brings nothing to the table except for awkwardness
it's my sixth sense. If there's an orgy within 20 miles of me i'll know about if. Or be a part of it.
Having a dry hump session to Alvin and the chipmunks surprisingly didn't kill the mood. He's that good.
He left his shoes, boxers and socks at my house & managed to walk home to his dorm without realizing anything was missing until 3 days after. That's the last time i'll ever hook up with a freshman.
official rule: if your drunk, it doesn't count
then nothing in my life counts
Is it just me or does the sex still keep getting better? I wasn't crying, my eyes just watered from how hard I was cumming.
In theory, it seemed like it would work.
When i said you could use my car and have sex in the back....i wasn't being serious.
whoevers yellow car is in your driveway right now... i plan to steal. just an FYI
I like shiny stuff tho if that’s an emotion
Guys I ate pizza off the fucking ground of the cab. I am the worst type of person
We are never doing shots of gin. Never again.
I'm pretty sure that's exactly what we're doing.
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