Have fun fixing the bed from last night Bob Villa.
At least you didn't call me Brittany this time
I had a dream last night, there was a gumball machine that was filled with Oxycontin. I would try to get some but got vitamins instead. I was so frustrated!! woke up angry.
puking up blue gatorade is not as nearly as much fun as it sounds
Dude she has the ugliest blow job face ever.
it's a "shave your legs in the cvs bathroom" kind of night
after tonight, seriously nothing could taste better than toothpaste
We did it in the bathroom in Taco Bell. We didn't buy anything before we left, which I thought was rude.
Should I take my grandma to a keg tomorrow or not? Serious question
you're usually drunk when you offer. there's one time you called me, told me not to dye my hair red, and asked if i wanted to see your tits.
So I put a beer on your bed and jumped on th3 other side of the bed like in the commercials. You my good sir, owe me a budweiser that your bed drank.
Relaxed was like phase 1 of this phase 7 high
I can't believe he just friend zoned me like that.
Dude, you're not even gay.
We may not see eye-to-eye on much, but I'm definitely willing to let you see eye-to-vagina again.
I lost the right to judge tonight
These rednecks don't fuck around. This party is completely BYOB and we now have 6 kegs, 3 of which have already been emptied.
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