She has an album entitled "my photography", which consists of about 80 different pictures of a tractor that she took on her cell phone. I'm all for freedom of expression, but come on.
i went to go through my sent box of drunk texts from last night and they were all deleted... i'm going to assume drunk me made the executive decision that sober me would be better off not knowing what they said
i want to major in coloring with an emphasis on crayons.
so finals studying is going well?
I can't tell if I miss summer or 5 times a day sex more.
I'm pretty sure he's lost all respect for me. it probably happened somewhere around the time i had officially slept with every single one of his friends..
If you ever get the opportunity, make fun of how small his dick is for me
I've never felt so epic in my entire life as I do right now, my bare testicles staring down the ocean itself
He did not appreciate the "you did reuse the diamond" comment when looking at his new fiance's ring.
No cash. I had to buy four bowls of soup to meet the credit card limit. I'm not even upset. SO MUCH SOUP.
This amicable friendliness is dull. We either need to start fighting or fucking around. I'll even let you pick.
It was going great until he started saying "ooh kill em" under his breath with each thrust
My boobs just got me out of my third ticket last night
i'm so proud. i woke up to nearly seven feet of basketball player in my bed this morning
you win. again.
The more I drank he just got hotter and hotter. And then the mustache didn't look too bad
we will now reference it as "the infamous double dick night"
I'm pretty sure I just came a kidney stone..
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