I stuck it in and pulled it out
Did she like it?
She giggled?
She liked it
alright got my week's quota of sex in, ready for modern warfare 2
You asked him to stand still, you put your leg on his shoulder, started dry humping the air
The answer to your question is yes. I am wearing a star of david to the bar in order attract a jewish man.
dude. this chick is staring at me like i gave her brother herpes.
welp wont be popping out a kid with a beret. frenchie is gone and the mother nature showed herself. bilingual kid can be erased from the bucket list
He just turned 21, it's very obvious the end of their relationship is near. Now we play the waiting game.
Went to the strip club with my aunt. Do you know how hard it is to be a pervert in front of your female family members?
There are 144 bottles of wine in my mother's pantry. She just shrugged her shoulders and said it was for the wine pong tournament on Christmas Day.
There is a dude in a thong with a Nerf axe having battles in the street. Welcome to Portland
I thought I was pretty much sober now but then I realized I've been eating scrambled eggs with my hands...
We don't have the same problems as normal people do we?
I felt like I was selling my soul to satan but then I realized I already pawned it for drug money
I may or may not have tried to give myself a lobotomy
Did you actually just quote Ace Ventura during a sext!?
You know it
Dammit now I have to marry you
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