I was about to buy asher roth's album and then i realized he was a ginger. can't support
I think my emotional moodswings have reached a new low. I cried for the entire duration of changing my tampon.
drank two beers while on the toilet at home during lunch break. new high or new low, not sure
I have two girls sleeping in my bed naked and I ended up making it to class, what were you saying about staying in on the weekdays?
the best days in LIFE are when you realize you arent pregnant
I just got asked if I have a rule for sleeping with people. Like they have to buy me dinner first etc...
On that note, do I have a rule?
The saltiness of my tears mix perfectly with the tequila.
Do you know how hard it is to get cum out of a straw hat!?
I just sent a friend request to someone saying that i was the girl he shared a fifth of jager with last week. Thats something special. He better accept.
He led me to his room and handed me the remote, he left to go take a shower and there is a group of guys across the hall just staring at me... Its like they know something i dont. Help me.
Watching frozen planet. There's a beach master sea lion with about 50 sea lion bitches fighting another sea lion for said bitches. It's a bloody battle. Dude. You have over 50. Share.
I would like to dedicate my cray behavior this week to my uncontrollable hormones and wine. Both have totally Efff'ed with my life.
He fucking took my shirt off and didn't even touch my boobs. What the actual fuck.
You're the second person to offer to fuck me in the bathroom at work. Idk whether I should feel honored, or if cvs is just a turn on.
He only has one ball. it was like fucking a cyclops.
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