Cool, see you soon... she just admitted to her friends that it was a queef.
It was just so hard to get through Conan without crying like a baby. I'm just so proud of him.
playing new game: drink everytime u see someone at the beach with a tramp stamp, double if u guess it before u see it, triple for male tramp stamps
warning: blackouts possible when playing in ocean city or anywhere in new jersey
He said that if more girls show up hes not going to ask ages... Spoken like a true sex offender
I HAVE FLAVORED BLOW. THIS SHOULD NOT EXISIT.
the only good thing about him lasting five minutes was that nobody thinks i had sex with him or that im a slut because we were only in the bathroom for five minutes
you're by far the better bro. your dick is more impressively sized, anyway
I hate that you know that from experience
So I found "Fat chicks in saran wrap" in my search history.
That's all you talk about when you are wasted.
That's because "bed time" is my sex playlist. If you're trying to fall asleep use "nap time"
The next time i black out make sure i remove the ping pong balls from my weave. Especially before my first day of classes.
I woke up in a sink... Not like curled up on top of it though. I was standing, bent over, face first. IN THE DAMN SINK.
Last night I went to spank her while she was riding me and sack-tapped myself.
We've had gay sex and pie, the holiday season has officially begun.
Taking a shot every time the Russian in COD says vodka... BEST drinking game ever.
Or is it distressingly heterosexual?
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