Shes from jersey what did you expect her to say when you asked her if she did coke? Its like asking some1 from a third world country if they are hungry
Im partying with a unicorn. You don't even know.
I asked him where the store BJ's was and he unzipped his pants.
she's in the bathroom. spitting in the trashcan. not throwing up. just spitting and singing bad romance by lady gaga.
thatta girl
You were pretty fucked up... decided playing hopscotch down the stairs was an excellent idea.. it was extremely entertaining
doing a bong hit while wearing crest white strips...not such a great idea...
You love him. Dinosaurs. Math. Sex.
you just knocked on the window of the ambulance and waved at me as we drove away
He just referred to his foreskin as a snuggie. Help.
On the oral sex Super Bowl board I drew 7 and 1. If I get lucky, someone will be swallowing during Madonna's half time. I'm sure she'd approve.
A guy is going to be inside me and I'm gunna start singing "I am stuck on your penis, cause your penis is stuck in meeee!"
So bored. I think I've expelled every last gram of jizz from my body.
Do you understand how hard it is to go down on a guy underwater? Didn't think so....
you smell like cheap hookers & chicken nuggets.
High school drama coach is wasted and wanted me to tell you that I’m good at flip cup and you should be very proud of me
Where the hell are you
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