Being 21 is my favorite hobby I'm really good at it
My roommate just did the walk of shame in last nights corset back to our room to find her dad there. THATS why i go to school out of state.
I fell off the front porch last night. Actually.. I dove. I dove off the front porch.
there's a girl in the library on mysapce. she must have missed the memo.
We discussed how the marijuana was making the dopamine float around our nucleus accumbens last night when we were high. Yet another example of how our science classes are perverting our good times.
That sound you heard was the sound of millions of brackets exploding simultaneously
first off, his name is dougie. strike one.
I'm pregaming before our pregaming dinner...with peanut butter and beer. I think I need to re-evaluate my budget...
Just the budget?
Does this mean I don't have to apologize for launching about 20 bead necklaces at you from the balcony?
Me and tommy were trying to figure out why our printer was jammed, found a condom stuck in the paper slot. #collegeprobs
i was so high when i left this morning that rather than make sandwiches i threw bread and peanut butter in my backpack. a whole loaf. and a whole jar
Woke up with an entire pizza face down in my bed beside me... untouched. Never beer bong a whole bottle of wine.
How do I tell this guy that if he does not like the condoms at my apartment, he should bring his own without sounding like a sure thing?
Say it's BYOC night at the beach. And, you are a sure thing. Own it.
I probably should have told her I was actually the drunkest one there before she let me pierce her ear
If he doesn’t slap your ass with his drumsticks, then I don’t wanna hear about it.
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