Question. A woman tells her guy she's on birth control. Stops taking it to have a kid to force the guy to be responsible and with her. What rights does that guy have
None he's f-d
I just woke up with streamers wrapped around me. Glitter in my hair. My fish are swimming in empty bottles of Barcardi. Helpppp
she just uttered the sweetest sentence in the english language...my stripper friends are coming over
his apartment was in a funeral home, walk of shamed through a visiation in the skankiest outfit i own
I think i just fucked the same guy a second time without realizing it....does that make me a good whore or a bad whore???
So I fucked her. If you're keeping score at home, it's all tied up with horrible sex with someone I like and great sex with someone I hate both with 1.
Tell me not to purchase 500 ball pit balls and a kiddy pool
No
She was eating leaves off of trees and saying it was salad, and even told a guy in passing that her favorite color was plaid.
Was considering going to moonshine but I think I'm just gonna stay home and drink beer because there is no law against partial nudity here.
Some guy just hit on me and then said, well you look too young to ride the emotional roller coaster and guestured to his dick.
Im watching animal planet drunk, watching a documentary on mermaids. Tonight has not gone to waste.
I don't need no damn man when I have the cock-a-nator 2000.
I'm so sad at the lack of dick in my life I am going to get sauced and make rice krispy treats
Lies! You took my virginity, and now my cigarettes!
If I knew the person sucking my dick didn't say thank you for their Christmas presents I wouldn't be able to cum.
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