problem. drunk. stepbrother hitting on me again. help.
I am in a vortex of obligation.
the girl I was having sex with just mumbled victory for msu during sex. i love basketball season
i wanted to tell my neighbors to shut up it was 4am, but listening to her rag on him for his minute man routine was actually entertaining
He's still filling me in on the details. mid-table dance i asked to go water skiing?
I just found scrambled eggs in my shower. Thanks for that, asshole.
You are such a cockblock sometimes
You NEED a cockblock sometimes
Sprained my ankle at sky zone REST ICE COMPRESSION ELEVATION AND SHOTS it'll all feel better soon
I want to reach into my vagina and rip out my uterus with my bare hands. Understand how much it hurts now?
i just want to be sober by dinner like is that too much to ask
feelin groggy baby? need a coffee? vitamins? a nice good fuck on the piano?
He asked if I could ever take him seriously, I told him I just like his doggy style.....needless to say I snuck out after an awkward cuddle session... I wont be calling him at 2 am anymore.
Who was that dick in the suit telling us to stop drinking?
The priest.
and eventually we just all took our pants off
Never going back to jail again. Only time in my life I've ever had a wet dream about jerking it...
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