I would have done the walk of shame but I couldnt walk
Then all the boys were saying that they were amazed at how much i could smoke...i'm so proud of myself
All my problems are solved. I just got McDonalds and scratch off lottery tickets.
She told me to wait on the sofa while she freshened up. She's been in the bathroom for an hour. I have a bad feeling about this.
I just had sex in a cardigan. Made me feel old. Smarter somehow, but old.
This is the most scared i've been of my hands since i did shrooms.
I will pre answer that I did not see it the fun way. He was peeing outside.
Tomorrow, you will get a text, and it will bE spelled right, that's me yo, certify ya soon
You Just stopped dancing, looked at me and said "I'm gonna make it rain" Then shook the open box of crunch berries everywhere.
As long as he continues to be our subleaser and continues to fuck me, I think it's acceptable for me to steal a piece of bread here and there.
I hope I don't have to wait for another triple crown winner to get laid again.
Sorry I twat blocked you earlier I didn't know Sam was over. But, my house my rules, I don't have to knock before I enter. I did see naked butts and smelt "Sex Stank" in the air, we're going to have to set some ground rules when I get home. Hugs and kisses..Mom
Happy 4 year arrest-aversary! I promise no thanksgiving has been as eventful as that one haha..
Now I have to go back and sober fuck him. For science.
Got upgraded to First Class and now I’ve got the whole Pacific Ocean to seduce the very hot gentleman sitting next to me!!! Door closing, wish me luck!
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