i have a feeling tonight will end in rehab
Hard to imagine a reason apart from blow jobs that I'm awake at 530 am.
You realize if you die tommorow, the last memory i'll ever have of you is your ballsack on skype
theres no point in washing my sheets anymore. its always going to be a fine layer of booze and semen.
I just saw the preacher from the church I grew up in while I was buying condoms at the drugstore... he remembered me.
Just got arrested at PF changs. Happy New year, China
Just TALKING to him is better than banging my bf, imagine what actual banging will be like.
Just saw a dude hanging out a window upside down chugging a 60 of vodka. This weekend is big for everyone I guess
Sorry if I put you in that 'glad we're hanging out but I'm gonna go fuck your cousin' kind of position
Just got a free shot w my beer...it's not quite 11am yet...I love international travel. These people aren't judgmental.
IT ISN'T. I'M A LITTLE HIGH.
YOU'RE ALWAYS A LITTLE HIGH.
NO. IT'S RARE THAT I'M A LITTLE HIGH. I'M ALWAYS HIGH AS FUCK. THERE'S A DIFFERENCE.
I have really important information for you regarding the furry convention this weekend
Apparently I have decided there are no repercussions for my actions
Never let your siblings swipe right.
I got a free corona t-shirt and all I had to do was drink a beer. This needs to be a more widely accepted form of currency.
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