Sometimes I feel like I shouldn't drink when I come out of a black out half naked covered in puke. Then I realize thats why I drink.
just printed 333 ways to get kicked out of wal-mart. hello thursday night.
we turned studying into a drinking game, she drinks when she gets it right, i drink when she gets it wrong. so we'll be out soon
so when i dont talk to her she talks to herself...idk whats worse
my dad's beating me at drinking again. No matter what i do I can't win.
Mattress luging...It's a long story.
You were walking around in your swim suit, an open robe, snow boots and a death grip on that handel of captain morgan.
I realized I was totally the dude in that hook up. I came first and didn't wanna help him finish. And he had paisley sheets.
Remember last time I drank with my mom? I asked if I got my dick sucking abilities from her.
So this is where people who peaked in high school come to drink?
I have been drunk every time I've gone to mexico. I do not remember mexico.
I have never fucking hated the horrible sound of dozens of off-key recorders BLARING their fucked rendition of "Fais Do-Do" in unison against the screams of an adult male... more than I do now. This is why people avoid teaching. Kill me. End it all.
Do you know that you can buy Cialis in Mexico? Best. Honeymoon. Ever.
Woke up to your boyfriend in my bed last night. What's that about?
I also don't hate being called a giant sack of cheese. Is that weird?
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