Yes give me all the cream and he's gone
have you seen my purse? i cant find it and my ipod is in there and that shit totally cost more than my abortion.
I am NOT getting arrested in a batman mask
dont worry, it'll just be a conversation starter like "why did you get that pierced?" or "wow, i got arrested there too"
I'm sorry but when I'm riding in the trunk on the way to mcdonalds at 6 am I just don't want to listen to reba macintire
you know it's bad when you need sunglasses to open the refrigerator
Found out that it IS actually possible to get road head from somebody in the back seat
How do people deal with hangovers? I literally want to eat my own face.
I don't believe u have enough text space to describe the dimensions of his penis.
Bro, I just googled 36 year old pussy so when I do see it I won't be shocked.
I was looking threw the photos on my phone. There is 8 different ones of us peeing on things.
I got tossed from adult league soccer for telling a 55 year old I'd break his hip. I'm a productive member of society
It's truly amazing how much porn I can get in while my phones at 1% battery life.
Why is there a slipper full of piss in my bedroom?
He was telling me about how he's leaving on his Mission next week... While we were having sex in the back of his car.
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