You can spell. I can kill people with no remorse. We all have our skills.
So we were sitting in his back seat and he asked me if I practiced giving head. I mean really, who asks that?
dont get mad but guess who just got banned for life from dodger stadium
I feel like a need a fire hose to wash off what I did last night
going to a night class in lingerie so i can quickly go to his house after.
once again, we need to groom him to be a better human being. using liquor and tits.
Yah at one point i was listening to metallica and doing pushups last night. I went thru alot of emotions.
Alright whatever you say... But in the future when you really wish you had a dildo don't come crying to me about it.
And apparently I was the one that started the drunken make out session that broke the window
I wanna go back to school and change my major to psych just to make a case study out of her
He was dressed as the 420 Easter bunny...he looked like a walking anti-drug campaign.
I told two kids in their homecoming outfits to use a condom because of Ebola. I may have saved a life last night
Spending Thanksgiving making a swinging profile brings the day to a whole new level...
We are all done wearing pants today
I just got his Save the Dave and, to answer your next question, NO I AM NOT GOING TO THE WEDDING OF THE GUY WHO GOT DRUNK AND CAME ON MY CHEST.
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