Tell her she can't have a vagina
guess who just spent driver's ed figuring out how to draw a guy giving head
So she farted while we were having sex but I was afraid she would stop because she was emberessed so i just went ahead and took the blame and apologized
I was just at the urinal, started to go, then farted, then said oh yea out loud, then heard someone move in the stall behind me
A kid wearing a Batman belt buckle in my psych class just asked how people get pee fetishes. I'm too high for this.
No one showed up yet so I smoked 4:20 on chatroulette with a naked chick..
Someone shat in the 1st floor west girls hall. Literally SHAT in the hallway
That's what she gets for taking his peeps.
He told him to "throw up in my mouth like I'm a baby bird."
there is a guy passed out on top of me and i don't know what to do. help if you're awake? was anyone anyone expecting someone? maybe he found the wrong room?
A black suburban rolled up and a scary suited guy got out the passenger side and opened the door for her as she got in. Then drive off. Who did I just fuck?
I've seen you dance and let's just say its a good thing you don't have a small dick
The bar would not accept my money. I have reached God status here
It was going very smoothly until she noticed my boner of hope.
I smell like playdoh, sex, and ruined lives. I love the weekend
this vacation is helping with my sexual bucket list so much. threesome, deaf guy, and outdoor sex all accomplished.
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