We tried having a conversation with our noses.
I got a Luke Skywalker costume so I can go do battle with the homeless guy who plays the fiddle dressed as Darth Vader downtown.
I'm going to see if it catches on fire again, then I'll make the decision.
He didn't dress up but kept finding random pieces of costumes on the floor at each club. He was an 80s hair band warrior at the end of the night.
Like really my mothers day gift is a pic of his dick
Locals got pissed I was talking to the barmaid. Tried to tell me that they keep all the good beer at "a Soho walkup" Google saved me
I can't trust your balls anymore.
At least you didn't have a hemorroid rupture while banging
My Sexting was not on an AP level
lol hangovers are for mortals.
Acid king. Jackson puked a lot. Promoter booth. Angry security. No acid. Probably a good thing.
Everyone is all excited about the iPhone 7 being water resistant and I'm only concerned with whether or not it can be destroyed by salsa or cum
Saw a thong on the yellow lines of the street when I left this morning, are they yours by any chance?
My New Years resolution is to not hook up with random guys.
Mine is to not hook up with anyone who has a kid.
I've been eaten out in coupes, sedans, trucks, suv's, you name it. If I can do it in a smart car, you can do it in a vw beetle.
I knew you were the expert on doing it in public. You need to get paid for your advise
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