WTF?! TAYLOR SWIFT JUST WON ARTIST OF THE YEAR OVER MICHAEL JACKSON?! WHAT IS THIS WORLD COMING TO?!
I sold my books for weed money!
Finals don't start for a week...
I just woke up to pictures of every angle of his dick I'll ever need to see.
He sent me a pic of his Junk. He said it was a Brett Farve valentine.
Aw c'mon. You have to see if the spinning penis rumor is true.
He was with one girl when I went to bed, wad with another when I woke up and now he just told me he was with a 3rd in-between last night and this morning. Jesus Christ.
aaaaaand im pretty certain i told that boy i just met that "his balls better be out tomorrow"
My meds have diminished my sex drive, this must be what regular women feel like
Idk we were snorting lines and making out in the stall while these people were cheering us on, on the other side. And that's when I realized he wasn't the only guy in the girls bathroom.
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Well, he hasn't actually seen me naked. Just my boobs... and the left side of my vagina.
You threw up at the outdoor bar and it was pretty...astonishing just how much can come out of such a small human.
Haha do not judge my life style choices right now but me and Dj had sex twice and then he helped me pick an outfit out for my date
While I was giving him head he told me he had to go door to door the next day and "spread the word of Jesus Christ" I felt like a Disney villain out to steal his virtue.
She could hold her breath for a long time. Best underwater blowjob ever.
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