She has some nice fakeys. She is also an exotic entrepreneur.
Ross. Joey. Chandler. Who would you do?
my mom just called and warned me someone is trying to serve me, i feel like i'm playing an extreme game of hide and go seek these next weeks
im pretty sure your bra is in my room hanging on my shark pinata
I think "I actually like giving blow jobs better" qualifies her as a keeper
I don't know how I feel about the stuff we got from that guy. Me and Monty are driving through town listening to static at full blast...
its been so long even thinking about having a dick inside me makes me sore
just made one giant jello shot... if i have to study on a saturday night, i'm gonna do it as drunk as possible
She ended up puking in the bathroom. But she's a good drunk... i told her to stay in there so i could dance til the club closed. She was still in the stall an hour later.
well he got me up crazy early but i got pizza for breakfast and an electric blanket to sleep with sooo he passed the one night stand test.
I hate being the only medical professional in the group. I always end up patching you guys or being the DD when I'm on call. I have problems I need to drown in booze too...
the girl whose rug I peed on is here
Drinking hard cider in a room full of freshman girls. Never felt so secure of my manhood
I probably wouldn't
Maybe if you would fuck your boss you would get string cheese too
If hypothetically I needed to puke on the bus... how would I go about doing this.
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