You're mentally unstable and I would hate to be you
Every time a guy reaches down to touch my vag, i feel really sorry for all the transgender girls who still have a penis there.
That's weird cause every time i feel a girls vag i feel way worse for all the guys who reached down there and got a penis.
I really wanna talk..
if by talk you mean have nasty makeup sex involving marshmellow fluff.. I'm down
It's Monday. What a great day to start the weekend on the week of st. Patricks day
Also, I've sobered up around 5am, in Delaware. I remember making this decision, and highly regret it now.
Ya bro it was wild. Hey, is latex digestible?
I'm in the room..It's full of lost souls and sadness. I can taste the salt of their tears. This final might take a few freshman today..
I woke up this morning in the house, I didn't realize it was physically possible to duct tape a person to the wall...
All in all only spent $2 at the bar ln... Fucking love having a vagina
You don't know scared until you've just begun the first stage of an acid trip till a guy on stilts with a creepy mustache and beard says "enter the Forrest"
So apparently being drunk at work isn't allowed.. who knew?
Id like to submit an apology whenever you feel like talking.
Its not gonna be for awhile Im not a very forgiving person especially since you TOTALED MY FUCKING CAR.
Do not ever look at a picture of an erect ostrich penis. You will regret it.
Put on my pants to go to work and discovered they had melted.
At this point, I would not mind getting hit by a truck. It would mean I could get this over with quicker.
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