He told me I remind him of his sister...
Was this before or after you did it?
before... I mean, it's been a long time. I just tried not to think of it during.
there's a lady drinking out of a red cup in class. HAPPY FRIDAY
you don't remember? you called me at 330 crying because you were in the middle of having sex with corey and forgot his name. all you kept saying was i'm a drunk bitch.
you'll never guess what i found when i got home...
a cake, in the toilet
oh good. ive just found out that i went downstairs at 6 am still blacked out and had a 30 minute conversation with my mom about the different ways to feed our dog
You're asking the wrong person. I was drunk on nyquil and jager.
Is all white too much for court to prove my innocents?
It's going to take a while to see a dick pic that I enjoy more than richs helicopter video
I'm flagged. Drank strippers water. Flashed Dave tryin to get a job here. You order the shots. Green tea betch.
I feel like all of the victims from Seven. Best birthday weekend ever.
He may only be 25% black, but after that sexual experience I am 100% never going back.
My hands are stained pink. I look like I fisted a muppet.
IF YOU DIE ON LSD YOU DIE FOR REAL
His pet bird was perched ON HIS DICK.
I have no regard for my liver, you should know this.
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