Michelle Duggar likes to fuuuuck
That's the last time I fill my pockets with sushi.
I feel like I should I write an apology note to the frat for falling down stairs, passing out on the couch, and chugging the entire bottle of burnetts at semiforml last weekend. Apparently I was the main topic of discussion at their chapter meeting last night.
She's allergic to latex.
Lucky bastard.
Having a pigeon watch you poop is just creepy. Drunk or not.
Man, i was looking at the pictures i took last night in one i was on the Kentucky line fist pumping with a hobo..wth happened?
I actually want to hang out with her with our clothes on. That's a big step up for me.
I smoked a bowl while he ate me out, you need to change your major to match making asap. You are a guru of love.
It's like salsa. But with balls in it. I like to call it balsa
Even her dad came up for the body shots. Wasn't sure what to do so I just laid there and let it happen...
I'm going as either a recovering alcoholic, or as a guy who came to the party straight from work. Too literal?
Omg. I wanna lecture the drug dealer about how highschool should not be his glory days.
you said "how could you not want to hook up with me when I have these abs" and then proceeded to rip your shirt off in the middle of the bar. I'm pretty sure you were hammered.
JESUS
Damn it. If you ever throw me again, take video.
Well. Another one of my exes came out of the closet.
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