Also, I'm sitting at a crosswalk watching two Mexican gangs fight each other. I miss you too. A lot.
Fuck. I have a girl here waiting on me in my room! I told her I was going to get a drink of water... I'm in the bathroom taking a dump... I have mudd butt bad... There's NO toilet paper!!
apparently i started the naked brigade. and depantsed everyone who wasn't naked. her parents must hate me.
Last night started off great but became the saddest day of my life when i was drunk in a hotel room eating day old mac and cheese out of a yatzee cup with a coffee lid as a spoon...
I can totally hide my daquiri in my sling.
Her brother is deaf.
no wonder she was so good with her hands
I kept trying to give you water and you kept spitting it back at me. You looked like a camel. People were staring
How bad is it if you swallow a really small piece of glass? Be optimistic if possible I'm anxious about it.
He asked for a foot job. Whatever. I guess I'm swimming in new slut waters tonight.
We got way too high so we're sitting in the parking lot of the movies trying to figure out what bar to go to
Ok: all ex-gfs except you from the last 5 years have or are about to have a baby...be on the lookout...
That was the second worst thing to happen to my asshole.
I wanna suck that fisherman's dick.
if it makes you feel any better you looked really comfortable while you were sleepin in the closet, atleast according to the pictures i woke up with on my phone
I FOUND A VIBRATOR IN MY BABY BROTHERS ROOM. IM FREAKIN OUT MAN ITS BIGGER THEN MINE
put it back and chill out ok
NO FUCK HES 15 WHO EVEN SOLD HIM THAT HES A BABY
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