i'm pretty confident that i watched a woman making love to a german shepherd.
i just made out with my boyfriends father...and so did jess
i just woke up naked on my porch, holding the neighbors cat in my arms.
I jsut got pulled over and passed the sobritaty test.
Good thing spelling doesn't count.
i dont understand why you dont get why i love him. i opened the bathroom door and he had his penis in his right hand and a mcdouble in his left.
Well, let's be honest here. You're dealing with gay guys... EVERYTHING has an emotional attachment.
Dude, smoked out of a pumpkin tonight. I like Halloween more now
Ive been home for 20 minutes and I'm already in bed with a vodka tonic
you just stood there spinning and got mad if anyone tried to stop you
I hijacked a bellboy cart and rolled into the party dancing on it
Lost my virginity in a banana suit. Glad I waited.
Then you bent down and whispered, "excuse me mr. Stair, could you please stop moving?"
I just want to know how she convinced 6 sober ROTC guys to have an ab contest on a street corner at 2 in the morning.
I feel like satan and death had a baby that took a shit that replaced my brain.
Double high-fived his wife and her sister on the way out. If I'm not the best mistress ever tell me how.
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