The two bassists just totally made out. I NEED MENNA'S RIGHT now.
Sitting in class thinking wow im glad im not hungover...and then i realized im still drunk.
ra ra ra ah ah
wtf?
sexting lady gaga style
then he tried to convert me to islam
at least if we puke, we will be surrounded by beautiful, non-judgemental trees.
He's so young, I keep getting a mental image of him in footie pajamas. It's cute but it's wrong. Or is it?
we've had our differences but let's set them aside, go home and fuck
I realized last night, I never talk dirty in German during sex. How much wasted potential is that?
Someone just got pizza delivered to the liquor store.
show concern. Mark ate a butterfly and proceeded to drink more shots like nothing happened
im on the hungover til tuesday pabst blue ribbon diet
Turns out the owner of the bar that I fucked used to be on Boy Meets World, but now he's old and bald. So there's that..
Hey now one little girl thought it was cool I was covered in blood. Apparently according to her Mom she wants to be a surgeon when she grows up
Your liver needs more exercise - we start training tonight.
Damn that sucks I haven't needed pants the whole time i've been here
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