We made it safely. Thanks for the call though.
Great. Don't do shady things like that ok?
But he was like 75 and lives right near mom and dad. Not a threat at all.
Nope, Im Irish and pissed with some drunk mixed in...therefore punching things is the best solution to every problem.
dude. i was so high. i watched shrek in russian.
Marriage: a sacred union between one man and one woman, and another woman in Argentina.
You put your red cup in a chain link fence and kept telling me you could use it as a telescope
you haven't felt a hangover until you wake up after a night of snorting tequila.
if we break up, blackout me is coming back, making out with everything in sight
That's how I like my men: traumatized and crying in a ball
I just used a thesaurus to write a sext...
She didn't complain to the library attendant about us being too loud. She complained after you grabbed her highlighter off the table to stir vodka into your tumbler with.
Bring me your tired, your weary, your buffalo chicken dip
Hes back in his dorm room dancing naked with 3D glasses on.
and he said that acid doesnt really do anything to him...
thanks for passing me through your vagina 20 years ago today. your the best
wait you like me?? for my personality??
I know I was surprised too
I don't know what that means but it's making me want to fuck you.
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