Who is John, and why is his named carved into our toilet?
They were greeting people getting off the 48 with green beers and cheers. The one day I decide not to take the bus home...
I held his ankles while he hung off the top bunk attempting to get my pillow that fell off.
When you guys came back from the bar, I thought everyone was a T-Rex - Thats why i was hiding under the table. Never doing shrooms with Drunk people again
And we won't even have to pay the tab if we die AT the bar. So..win win.
Member that time when we got super drunk and had fun and fell in love
I remember it like it was tomorrow.
Witnessing a crazy lady on the bus screaming about how romney is one of the four horsemen of the apocalypse.
I want Samuel L. Jackson to stand beside me and narrate my morning shits.
My vagina feels like it's been kissed by angels.
At leat we can cross off 'having sex in a classroom' on our bucket list.
It's not as funny as it sounds. I shit myself at the company Christmas party.
The body is still out there. I don't think my trainer realized when he asked me not to drink for 24 days, how often I see dead people
so he found out i have him as "average size" in my phone. fair to say we arnt going to be dating anymore
Well hell, he's gotta sleep in the bed he's made. Multiple times. For multiple girls I'm sure.
I've got two reasons for you to come over later and one of them is pierced.
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